I'm Not That Into You Shirt
type: Product
description: Does your idea of fun involve sitting in your living room, solving the daily crossword puzzle, and ignoring all your missed calls and unread emails? Does social interaction frequently cause you to experience feelings of unease, disgust, and disappointment? Is your happy place simply “as far away from other people as possible”? If so, let this 100% cotton depiction of Yahtzee Croshaw in his natural habitat serve as a declaration of your distaste for the human race. Hopefully, no one will come up to you and ask where you got it.
brand: Second Wind
sku: DTG-SHIRT-NOTINTOYOU-XS
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    sku: DTG-SHIRT-NOTINTOYOU-5XL

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