"Abandon Hope in a Wheat Field" Bumper Sticker
I KNOW people on the prairies get sad. I don't know if they talk about it, or buy bumper stickers about it, but they should. That is healthy. We all know you have the reputation of being strong prairiefolk who are never even the slightest bit dismayed by an endless expanse, but COME ON. You can tell your secrets to the wheat. That's it. Tell the wheat eevvverything. These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl! They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.