Fuck being low maintenance... Some things are worth the extra effort—and you're one of them. Keep your essentials organized with a cosmetic bag that's as functional as it is funny. Made from durable nylon with a premium gold zipper pull, each bag features a hilarious phrase guaranteed to get a laugh. Inside, you'll find a convenient mesh pocket to keep smaller items easy to find and neatly stored. Perfect for makeup, skincare, medications, travel essentials, or whatever chaos you're carrying around. Dimensions: 8.5” wide x 6" tall x 3" deep