Please Help Stop My Owner from Talking About Seasons 1-9 of "The Simpsons" Pet Bandana

If I hear about the Monorail episode one more time, I'm going to chew my own paw off. Product features - Durable 100% polyester fabric that holds shape and dries quickly - Lightweight, breathable material suited for daily wear - Adjustable collar for a comfortable fit - Removable collar for easy cleaning or swapping between pets - Secure clip closures for quick on/off Care instructions - Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth S M XL Height, in 4.12 5.50 9.00 Length, in 6.94 9.13 14.50 Collar Length, in 7.80 - 11.80 10.20 - 17.30 14.60 - 23.60