Hmm it's almost like the EPA & FDA had, like, critical jobs or something... Oh, well. Enjoy your poop lettuce & fire air: feminist shirt
I didn't realize that when they said 'these are the golden years' they meant that the sky would turn golden orange from wildfire smoke... ... Hmm it's almost like the EPA & FDA had, like, critical jobs or something... Oh, well. Enjoy your poop lettuce & fire air. #emotionalbirds A lightweight, soft cotton tee that wears like an easygoing companion for days when you want to make people laugh without saying a word. The graphic shows a cheeky seagull with a wry caption about regulations and critical jobs, rendered in playful blues and pinks for a worn-in, hand-painted vibe. It sits relaxed on the body with a classic crew neckline and tear-away label so nothing distracts from the message. Built to last, the tubular knit reduces seams and the ribbed collar keeps its shape after countless washes. This shirt moves from a lazy weekend coffee run to a casual meet-up, carrying a sardonic, seaside-smarts energy that speaks to anyone with dry humor and an eye for quirky art. Tee details: ♥ This is a gildan softstyle unisex tee made with 100% ringspun pre-shrunk cotton (sport grey tees are 90% Cotton/ 10% Polyester) ♥ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ♥ 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) ♥ Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center ♥ My studio cat will not take a nap on your tee, and no patchouli incense either - it's coming to you directly from the printer. ♥ Your tee arrives at your door all tidy in a sweet lil' bag with that newly-printed smell. Give it a wash before wearing. Customization: ♥ Pick your favorite apparel color to go with the full color design! ♥ Stronger contrasting colors will make for more easy to read apparel; lower contrasting colors will appear more subtle ♥ If you have questions about what colors might work best for you, send me a message and we'll come up with something awesome⁣ Tees are made to order directly from the printer, so I cannot offer returns. However, if you purchase the incorrect size I *may* be able to process an exchange. See details below: Get A Good Fit: ♥ Compare the size guide for these tees to a tee at home for a good fit. Unisex tees are not fitted at the waist, and have a slightly wider and longer sleeve than a women's fitted tee (which looks stellar when cuffed, by the way!) ♥ Unisex Tees S: chest 18" length 28" M: chest 20"length 29.25" L: chest 22" length 30.25" XL: chest 24" length 30" 2XL: chest 26" length 28" 3XL: chest 28" length 33.5" ♥ If you live in the USA and need to exchange your garment size, you *may* exchange it ♥ Because of the handmade natured of my items, discounted items purchased On Sale are NOT eligible for exchange or return. Please confirm all measurements and sizing information BEFORE making a purchase. ♥ If you are exchanging multiple items, you will have to purchase an exchange listing for each item. ♥ Items must not show any damage or indication of having been worn more than just trying on. ♥ Please contact me before purchasing this listing, and within 3 days of receiving your item, using either 'Contact Seller' or email: calliegarp @ gmail . com and I'll give you instructions for mailing your garment back to me. ♥ Your item must be postmarked within 7 (seven) days of receipt (confirmed by USPS tracking). ♥ The $8.95 fee covers shipping and restocking your custom-made apparel. *all sales are final on discounted apparel items - no exceptions* *Actual colors may vary from the color on your screen due to monitor color restrictions* *Copyright © 2025 Callie Garp, All rights reserved* This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean