I Fix Problems I Didn't Create 15 Ounce Mug
Someone else screws up. Nobody knows what to do. Meeting. Meeting. Meeting. Then somebody says your name, and the problem lands on your desk with a bow on it. You fix it. It stays fixed. And by Friday the whole thing has been quietly absorbed into the record like it never happened at all. This is a 15 ounce ceramic mug that holds enough coffee to matter and takes a beating like it was issued to you. Bold full-wrap print and a handle built for a real grip, not a pinky lift. Printed in the USA. Hand wash it so the print outlives the next reorg you get blamed for.