NIHILØCKS
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description: ENJOYING THE APOCALYPSE. The world is absurd. The systems are failing. Enjoying it is the only response left. Two worn canvas wraps fasten around the Croc straps. One reads ENJOYING THE. The other reads APOCALYPSE. Together, they offer a reasonable approach to an unreasonable situation. This is not optimism. It is not denial. It is accepting the condition of things, putting on comfortable shoes, and continuing through the debris. Crocs are cringe. That is part of the appeal. Wearing them is a small act of truly not giving a fuck. You choose comfort, accept the consequences, and continue with your day. Each pair of NIHILØCKS starts as authentic black Crocs. No knockoffs. They are customized by hand and lightly dusted with white to break up the clean surface and match the worn, vintage black-metal tone of Drop 001. The white finish is applied individually, so the exact dusting varies from pair to pair. No two will look exactly the same. Gunmetal spikes add an absurd amount of hardware without the flash of bright silver. From a distance, they read as texture. Up close, the situation becomes more apparent. Designed to coordinate with Drop 001, take the whole thing slightly too far, and remain subtle enough to deny you did it on purpose. Half punk rock. Half cringe. Half black metal. Half comfortable. You’ll catch people looking down. Their opinion was not part of the design criteria. LIMITED PRODUCTION Authentic black Crocs customized by hand Individually applied white dusting Gunmetal spike hardware Two embroidered canvas strap wraps ENJOYING THE and APOCALYPSE split text Each pair will vary slightly
brand: cult of absurd
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  value: M6 / W8, M7 / W9, M8 / W10, M9 / W11, M10 / W12, M11 / W13
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