Helsinki's Happiest Hotspots – A Very Finnish Problems City Guide (Digital PDF)
A local's guide for visitors who'd rather not look like they just got off a cruise ship. An ebook. Instant PDF download, yours the moment you buy it. Most Helsinki guides promise you the real city, then point you at the same six tourist traps with a photo of a seagull mugging a tourist for their ice cream. This one doesn't. It's written by Joel Willans — author of the Very Finnish Problems books and founder of the 1.3 million-strong Very Finnish Problems community. His fiction has been broadcast on BBC radio, his take on Finnish life has appeared in media as diverse as the Sunday Times, Cosmopolitan and Yle, and when international TV needs Finland explained, he's the one they call. He's also been a Helsinki resident for more than 20 years, which means two decades of testing saunas, lunch spots and questionable kiosk beers. This guide is what he tells visiting mates when they say just give us the good stuff, we don't want to do the boat tour. It's organised by mood, not by tram number. Eat. Drink. Sweat. Walk somewhere green. Survive a Tuesday in February. What's inside 72 pages of field-tested Helsinki across 16 chapters and two bonus ones, with zero filler The Thirteen: a map of thirteen red dots worth your time, with an at-a-glance directory and dot markers through the book Every address is tappable — one tap opens the exact spot in Google Maps on your phone Sauna without embarrassment, lunch without being fleeced and coffee with the correct bun Which famous things to do, exactly how to do them and what to confidently skip Before You Land: the ten things to sort on the plane The Year, at a Glance: what Helsinki is doing in every month you might arrive A perfect 48 hours, plotted like a Finn, plus an A-Z index of all 62 places The details Digital PDF in A5 format — reads beautifully on a phone, prints nicely if you're feeling fancy Every listing, price and opening time checked in August 2026 Instant download after checkout. No shipping, no waiting, no customs forms Written by an actual human with 20+ years of Helsinki winters behind him, who has fallen asleep on a sauna bench and lived to write about it