Prospecting Sales Greeting Cards | Funny Retro Business Promotion
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description: Turn a classic business thank-you phrase on its head with this funny retro-inspired sales promotion card. Featuring a glamorous mid-century office woman, vintage desk details, rotary phone, black cat, atomic starbursts, and bold “Your Business Means Nothing To Us…” lettering, this design brings dry humor and memorable personality to customer outreach. Perfect for prospecting campaigns, sales mailers, client follow-ups, reorder reminders, referral marketing, real estate farming, consultant promotions, contractor marketing, insurance outreach, service business advertising, and small businesses that want their marketing to feel clever, cheeky, and impossible to ignore. A funny way to set up the inside message: of course their business matters — and you would love the opportunity to earn it. Crafted with Authentic Vintage Charm Every Swirly World greeting card begins as an original illustration created by our artist owner and founder. Inspired by the golden age of American greeting cards, our designs feature carefully crafted retro typography, nostalgic color palettes, and charming vintage-inspired artwork. All of our cards include coordinating envelope designs with matching spot illustrations and decorative details that complement the artwork, creating a beautifully cohesive presentation from the mailbox to the mantel. As a family owned greeting card company, we believe greeting cards should feel special, memorable, and worthy of being kept long after the occasion has passed. Features • Original, exclusive collectible artwork • Authentic retro-inspired typography and design • Coordinating envelope artwork available on many designs • 5x7 inch cards with premium-quality professional printing • Optional personalization and logo customization • All orders over $50 ship free in the US Other Available Formats Flat Card A modern, streamlined option ideal for announcements, invitations, and budget-friendly cards. Includes white envelopes. Printed envelopes with coordinating sp…
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