Back In The Day I Was The Shit Socks

Remember when you were the star athlete? The homecoming king or queen? Captain of the dance team? The guy who could dunk? The girl who everybody knew? Yeah. You were the shit. These hilarious socks celebrate the glory days—whether they happened in high school, college, the military, your career, or simply that magical period when your body worked without making weird sounds requiring copious amounts of ibuprofen. Perfect for former athletes, former heartthrobs, former troublemakers, and anyone who occasionally starts a story with, “You should’ve seen me back then.” Sure, you might go to bed before 9pm now, but legends don’t stop being legends.