LEMON LIME BABY TIME

SPORT KIDS is Sport Drink for kids. It’s like the original, but toned down a tiny bit for smaller people. Slightly less salt and no baking soda means it’s NOT fizzy and drinks more like a traditional sports drink, with a mineral ratio made specifically for kids. Kids lose electrolytes too. They run around, sweat, scream, cry, go down slides, pee their pants (in the cool way), collect every rock they see and get mad if you call it a rock because they insist it’s a crystal. “All our financial problems are solved!” And occasionally they become extremely mean for seemingly no reason. Many doctors and sciencemen agree this usually means they need electrolytes. SPORT KIDS helps keep little people properly hydrated with the right balance of minerals without dyes, artificial sweeteners, or a bunch of weird stuff they don’t need. Made for toddlers, kids, timid teens, and guys under five foot seven. Great for sports, school, hot days, traveling, running around outside, screaming, going down slides, and the general physical demands of being a small person. Two out of three Sport Drink founders have two kids or more. The third guy will have kids or he loses all of his sweet equity in the company. So you can trust us. We’ve never seen kids at peak hydration before. Frankly, we don’t know what they’re capable of. Lifting vehicles. Breaking Olympic world records. Ending war in the Middle East. Destabilizing the stock market (fake). We simply don’t know. Add 3/4 Tbsp to 10 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.