Merry Christmas Assholes - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Santa flipping the bird finally makes "Merry Christmas" mean something, and the something is "assholes." Ninety years of stale cookies and complaints from the naughty list, and the man's entire feedback form is one finger. The Details: White retro script text reads "Merry Christmas Assholes" in casual hand-drawn cursive lettering in the upper left. A white vintage line-art illustration below depicts Santa Claus with a full beard and fur-trimmed hat and coat, carrying a large sack over one shoulder and raising his other hand with the middle finger extended, rendered with heavy crosshatching and halftone-style shading. Scattered white stars and dots surround the figure. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability. Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend). Fit: Classic fit. Roomy and comfortable. Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
Specifications
- Color
- Red, Forest Green
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
Variants (14)
- Red / S — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Red / M — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Red / L — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Red / XL — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Red / 2XL — 38.95 USD — In stock
- Red / 3XL — 40.95 USD — In stock
- Red / 4XL — 40.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / S — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / M — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / L — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / XL — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 2XL — 38.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 3XL — 40.95 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 4XL — 40.95 USD — Out of stock
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