Born to Be Mysterious, Doomed to Have LinkedIn Die-Cut Magnet

Born to be an enigmatic woman of mystery. Unfortunately, someone invented professional networking. Part of Reverie’s Witty Pin Ups Series, this die-cut magnet features a glamorous vintage pin-up enjoying a cocktail alongside the painfully relatable line: “Born to be mysterious. Doomed to have a LinkedIn.” It’s the perfect combination of vintage glamour and modern workplace existentialism—ideal for your refrigerator, office filing cabinet, locker, or any magnetic surface that deserves a little personality. A particularly good gift for coworkers, corporate girlies, freelancers, small business owners, recovering networking-event attendees, and anyone whose carefully cultivated air of mystery has been ruined by an online résumé. Details: Die-cut magnet Full-color printed design Vintage pin-up artwork Magnetic backing Part of Reverie’s Witty Pin Ups Series Great for refrigerators, lockers, office cabinets & other magnetic surfaces Perfect funny gift for coworkers, professionals & chronically online career women Because nothing says mysterious woman with a complicated past quite like 500+ connections.