Funny Coffee Mug: Cold Heart Warm Results 15oz | SOCIETY (AU)
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description: Funny Coffee Mug — Cold Heart. Warm Results. 15oz Large (443ml) | SOCIETY Warning Label The mug for modern life (and modern prices) Funny Coffee Mug energy, but make it a warning label. Cold Heart. Warm Results. Is SOCIETY’s bright yellow/black hit of sarcasm for anyone surviving Australia’s cost of living mess with their sense of humour still breathing? It’s cheeky, a little sinister, and weirdly motivating — the kind of mug that sits on your desk like a hazard sign and dares the day to get worse. Under the joke is the point: rent up, groceries up, wages… not so much. The suits call it “good economics”. We call it the squeeze. This one’s for the middle getting flattened, the workers keeping the lights on, and anyone allergic to corporate buzzwords and trickle-down bedtime stories. Designed by Geltchy for SOCIETY — Smiley Skull, warning colours, and a wraparound print that pops from every angle. Premium 15oz Australian-made mug specs 15oz ceramic coffee mug (443ml): big brew size for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate Museum-quality wraparound print: vibrant colour and detail designed to pop from every angle Australian-made: supports local artists and manufacturing Limited edition collectible: exclusive design (not mass-produced) Dishwasher & microwave safe: made for daily use without babying it Perfect for Office desks, studios, workshops, home kitchens Gifts for mates who love dark humour Anyone who likes their caffeine with a side of “yeah, nah” Meaning (for the ones who read the label) Cold Heart. Warm Results. is a sarcastic take on profit-first thinking — the cost of living goes up, the corporate class celebrates “results”. It’s not a lecture. It’s a grin with teeth. Shipping (Australia) Free Australia-wide shipping on orders over $75. If you want a Funny Coffee Mug that actually feels like Australia right now — not some mass-produced inspirational fluff — this is it. 15oz Premium Artwork & Typography Coffee Mug Gifts
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