Po-tay-toes

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee is made for second breakfast enthusiasts, fantasy lovers, and anyone who knows potatoes deserve their own place in epic storytelling. Featuring a vintage-inspired design with the iconic phrase “Po-tay-toes: Boil ’em, Mash ’em, Stick ’em in a Stew,” this shirt delivers cozy hobbit energy with a side of culinary wisdom. Soft, broken-in color and heavyweight cotton create a lived-in feel from the very first wear—perfect for movie marathons, fantasy conventions, gaming nights, bookshop trips, or debating the proper number of daily meals. The roomy fit and durable construction keep up with adventures both great and small, while quality stitching ensures it remains a favorite through countless quests. Designed for lovers of epic tales, comfort food, and those who firmly believe every journey is better with potatoes and a full stomach. S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50