"Essentially A Gourd" Onesie

Look, you can’t keep dressing your baby in an oven mitt forever. Get them some real clothes, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and the chest caption is sure to amuse anyone who sees it (except, of course, your baby, who is illiterate). - 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort - Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement - Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls - Prevents babies from committing the crime of nudity, saving them from a life behind bars NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01 Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51 Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50