Department of Groin Stomping 2.0 Vintage Emblem T-Shirt

Officially authorized by absolutely no government agency… but highly respected by practitioners of Ameri-Do-Te everywhere. Featuring the Department of Groin Stomping seal, this shirt looks like something pulled from a top-secret self-defense agency dedicated to protecting freedom one stomp at a time. The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions. Printed on the trusted Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right. Built with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out. Product Features: Gildan Softstyle Tee 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton for softness and durability Pre-shrunk for reliable post-wash sizing delivers a noticeable improvement in softness over standard Gildan cotton build and side-seam retail fit Perfect For: Martial artists Master Ken fans Everyday training Range days Barbecues Patriotically questionable government work Anyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not bleach Do not iron directly over the printed design Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. The correct answer is “it’s classified…but Always Restomp the Groin.” S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean