CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF

For when subtle mood lighting just isn’t getting the message across. This bright green taper spells out FUCK OFF in wonderfully chunky letters, combining the elegance of candlelight with the communication skills of a New Yorker who has somewhere to be. Light it for ambiance. Leave it unlit for equally effective results. Perfect For: People with boundaries, bad houseguests, excellent senses of humor, and saying what everyone else is thinking. Pairs Well With: Dinner parties that have gone on too long, a good candleholder, and knowing when it’s time to leave.