Eating Pussy Cures Depression Shirt

A bold, unapologetic tee that speaks with humor and confidence. This classic crew shirt carries a short, striking statement across the chest in clean black type with a small red-heart accent — a look that reads like a wink and a dare. The fabric feels substantial but breathable, holding shape after repeated wear. Wear it layered under a jacket for nights out, with jeans at a barbecue, or around friends who get the same dark, playful sense of humor. It’s for someone who uses laughter and blunt honesty to cut through heavy days and who wants their clothing to start conversations rather than avoid them. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, sustainable finish - Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape - Prints made with DTF (sleeve/neck) and DTG (main design) for crisp detail - OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat