"If It Has Tits Or Tires, I Can Make It Squeal" Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Mechanic & Automotive Humor Unisex Crewneck Tee
The Anthem of the Garage – A Tribute to Raw Gearhead Humor, Mechanical Grit, and Unmatched Roadside Charisma 🏎️🔧🛠️🔥🍻 Let’s be completely honest: navigating the world of high-horsepower hobbies and garage-grade banter demands a wardrobe choice that skips the soft, generic graphic tees and leans into the unapologetic, "locker-room" wit that every true gearhead understands. Our "Tits Or Tires" Graphic Tee locks the classic, rebellious humor of the shop floor directly into an elite, punchy, and high-contrast design layout. Fusing a clean, "no-nonsense" typographic aesthetic with a legendary, dry-humored punchline, this premium unisex shirt is custom-built for the expressive enthusiast who has officially retired from "disposable, polite department store basics" and is ready to sport their defiant, high-octane attitude with absolute, head-turning confidence. Whether you're holding down the conversation at a local classic car show, navigating the complexities of a Saturday afternoon engine rebuild, or styling a rugged, hard-hitting streetwear outfit paired with worn-in denim for a casual brewery or hangout day, this shirt ensures your sharp, anti-establishment sensibility is always perfectly on brand. This piece is the definition of Funny Automotive Satire Apparel & Premium Everyday Garage Wear, providing a structured, classic fit and breakthrough softness that easily handles marathon shop-work days, heavy-duty project schedules, and endless trips through the laundry. It stands as a legendary, high-quality Gift for Mechanics, Unique Birthday Present for the Gearhead Soul, Provocative Statement Clothing Piece, or Modern Shop Uniform, a distinct addition to your drawer that proves original, unfiltered, and unapologetic attitude is the ultimate trend. 🧵 Key Features: Premium Quality: 5.3 oz./yd² (US) / 8.8 oz./L yd (CA) midweight fabric. Remastered Comfort: Made with 100% U.S. cotton and the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology for a quality you can see and feel. Material Blends: Heather, Neon, and Safety colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester; Antique colors are 90/10; Ash Grey is 99/1. High-Visibility Safety: Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards. Durable Construction: Features a classic fit with a rib collar and taped neck/shoulders for lasting comfort and durability. Seamless Finish: Includes a convenient tear-away label for an irritation-free experience. Advanced Printing: Remastered for improved printability using high-quality DTG or DTF technology depending on location. Made in the USA: Proudly manufactured in the United States. Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor effects and geographic size. ✅ Why You’ll Love It: It features a High-Resolution Punchy Typographic Layout designed for instant readability and maximum comedic impact, alongside a Remastered Soft-Touch Texture making it a durable, essential piece of Aesthetic Gearhead Streetwear Fashion.
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