Valco Pantsdrunk Starter Kit

Valco Drinking-At-Home-In-Your-Underwear Starter Kit The Finnish art of drinking at home in your underwear is cultural heritage. It has been practiced for centuries, long before anyone invented a name or an emoji for it. The setup is always the same: you're at home, you have no plans, and you have two requirements. Comfortable underwear, and something that plays music. Everything else can be improvised. We put this kit together to honor Finnish cultural heritage. The Mähöne Bros. boxers are the kind of underwear that doesn't chafe, doesn't ride up and doesn't need adjusting at a point where getting up off the couch already feels like an achievement in itself. 93% cotton, 7% elastane, and the color was chosen based on long customer experience. The Nordell Micro is a Bluetooth speaker that plays surprisingly loud for its size. You can take it out to the balcony, into the bathroom, or keep it next to the couch. With TWS you can pair a second Micro to it later for stereo, if your underwear-drinking hobby turns serious. Together they cover the two technological basics of a proper night in your underwear. Everything else is on you. There should have been wine in there too The original plan was to include two bottles of Valco wine in the kit. Finnish alcohol legislation blocked this so thoroughly that we can't even be bothered to explain it. Short version: if you want a drink with your kit, walk away from your computer and head to the liquor store. Democracy has given you full authority to do so. It won't, however, turn into a kit. Who is this for? This is for the person who knows exactly what they're doing on a Friday night at 7:30 PM. For the friend who already has everything except peace. For the one who should occasionally stop and appreciate that, at home, you're allowed to do absolutely nothing. As a gift it works so well that the recipient thanks you once for the present and five times over the course of the evening. Mähöne Bros. boxers Stay put. Don't chafe. Soft cotton with stretch in the right places. Designed in Finland, made in Thailand. They hold up to wear and washing without losing their shape. Material: 93% cotton, 7% elastane. Waistband: snug but comfortable. Color: Tan Nordell Micro A small Bluetooth speaker with genuinely serious sound for its size. The battery lasts the evening, charges over USB-C, and with TWS you can grab a partner for it later if you want. More info on the Micro on its own product page. This kit contains boxers and a Nordell Micro. No buddy named Raimo, and no booze.