Net Worth T-Shirt

"Net Worth: Four Cords." Finally, a financial statement that actually makes sense. If you measure wealth in firewood and feel a genuine sense of pride walking past a perfectly stacked pile, this shirt was made for you. For the woodworker, homesteader, or log-splitting legend who knows that four cords of seasoned hardwood is worth more than anything in a stock portfolio. Makes a perfect gift for Dad, the husband who spends every fall weekend behind a splitting maul, or anyone whose idea of being rich involves a full woodshed.