The Fluffy Cow T-Shirt

Do not pet the fluffy cow. This one's not a suggestion, it's a public safety notice. He looks approachable. He's not. Somewhere between the horns and the general "I could end this in one move" energy, there's a very clear line that a surprising number of people still manage to cross. Look impressed from a distance. Take the photo from further back than feels necessary. That's the whole survival guide. For anyone who's watched this exact scenario unfold at a national park and quietly judged from a safe distance, this one's your badge of common sense. Admire, don't approach.