The Sportsman Sidekick Towel

HAPPY FACED ORIGINAL SIDEKICK TOWEL THE SPORTSMAN Hunt only happiness. Kill only time. The Sportsman wears camouflage, but subtle it is not. Covered in woodland camouflage and marked with two reasonable suggestions—Hunt Only Happiness and Kill Only Time—this quick-dry Sidekick Towel was made for cold mornings, dirty hands, wet dogs, fishing boats, hunting camps, and occasionally doing absolutely nothing. It dries fast, packs down small, and looks right at home anywhere trees outnumber people. Why it earns the spot Built for the woods, the water, the truck, and whatever happens between leaving home and finding your way back. Dries quickly so yesterday’s swamp does not become today’s backpack problem. Packs down small for hunting packs, tackle bags, camping gear, boats, and overcrowded trucks. Woodland camouflage fits the setting without turning the towel into another piece of disposable outdoor gear. SUPER ABSORBENT QUICK-DRY MICROFIBER ANTIMICROBIAL ODOR-RESISTANT COMPACT & LIGHTWEIGHT SAND-RESISTANT 88% RECYCLED POLYESTER HAPPY FACED ORIGINAL What makes it different Made to disappear into the woods and earn its keep everywhere else. The Sportsman is an outdoor towel for early mornings, muddy boots, cold lakes, fishing boats, hunting camps, roadside lunches, and sitting beside a fire pretending you know which direction north is. Super absorbent and quick-drying Absorbs water quickly and dries much faster than a traditional cotton towel, because carrying a cold wet blanket around all day builds character nobody requested. Antimicrobial and odor-resistant Helps resist funk between washes after long days around sweat, lake water, campfire smoke, fish, and somebody named Randy. Compact and lightweight Packs down small without taking over your backpack, tackle bag, duffel, boat compartment, or entire personality. Sand- and dirt-resistant weave Its smooth microfiber weave holds far less loose sand, dust, grass, and dirt than thick cotton terry. Recycled and durable construction Made with 88% recycled polyester and built for repeat use, regular washing, rough days, and being thrown into the back of a vehicle without ceremony. Original Happy Faced design Woodland camouflage paired with two outdoor rules worth remembering: Hunt Only Happiness and Kill Only Time. Already tracked down the right towel? Impressive. Back to Product Options ↑ How it feels Soft enough for your face. Tough enough for outside. Smooth microfiber feels soft against your skin without the bulky weight and heavy loops of traditional cotton. No soggy brick hanging from your shoulder. Just a lightweight outdoor towel that absorbs water, dries quickly, and gets back to minding its own business. Design story Camouflage with a better mission statement. The Sportsman was built around two simple ideas: Hunt Only Happiness. Kill Only Time. Not because every day outside needs to become a spiritual awakening. Sometimes you are simply cold, dirty, hungry, and wondering who forgot the snacks. But the woods have a way of making the important stuff louder and letting the stupid stuff disappear for a while. The Sportsman is an original in-house Happy Faced design for hunting, fishing, camping, lake days, or wandering around with no measurable objective. Questions, Answered What is The Sportsman Sidekick Towel best for? Hunting trips, fishing, camping, hiking, boating, lake days, outdoor work, road trips, beach days, everyday showers, and keeping in your truck for situations you failed to predict. Is this only a hunting towel? No. It is useful anywhere you need a lightweight, absorbent outdoor towel that dries quickly and packs down small. Hunting is invited, but it does not get exclusive custody. Does it dry fast? Yes. Its lightweight microfiber weave dries much faster than a typical cotton towel, making it useful for repeat use, damp environments, travel, and packing up without carrying a heavy wet mess. Does dirt stick to it? Its smooth, sand-resistant microfiber weave traps far less loose dirt, grass, dust, and sand than thick cotton terry. Give it a few good shakes and leave most of the outdoors outdoors. What is it made from? It is made from 88% recycled polyester and 12% nylon. The microfiber blend is soft, super absorbent, quick-drying, lightweight, and built for repeat use. Will it smell? Its antimicrobial, odor-resistant construction helps it stay fresher between washes. Let it dry completely instead of stuffing it wet into the darkest corner of your truck and blaming the towel later. Specs Large 72" × 36" 20.6 oz Medium 60" × 30" 14.3 oz Small 40" × 20" 6.6 oz Material 88% recycled polyester + 12% nylon microfiber Care Machine wash cold with mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and fabric softener. Use Hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, boating, lake days, outdoor work, road trips, travel, beach days, everyday showers, and sitting in the truck until something gets wet. You made it to the end. Time successfully killed. Back to Product Options ↑