Dirt Candy Mens T-Shirt

100% cotton, 1000% awesome, the Dirt Candy t-shirt is the best solution to upper-body nudity ever devised by modern science. Designed by long-time customer, Chris Andrews, and based on time-honored weaving patterns devised by the ancient peoples of upper Mesopotamia, the Dirt Candy t-shirt protects you from the elements while remaining absolutely stunning. Put one on, sit back, and just wait for the compliments to start rolling in. Women's t-shirts are available in black and white, but men's t-shirts are available in black only. Order one! Order two! Order fifty! This is the last t-shirt you'll ever need.