Selk'bag Mummy

After 10+ years of making the world's most ridiculous, most comfortable, most wildly wearable sleeping bag, our board sat us down and had a talk. "Enough with the arms," they said. "Enough with the legs. People just want to lay there." So here it is. The Selk'bag Mummy. A regular sleeping bag. Rectangle-ish. Zipper on the side. You get in. You stay in. You do not move. Just like they intended. No dual zippers. No removable booties. No kangaroo pocket for your snacks. Just you, horizontal, fully committed to doing absolutely nothing. Honestly? It's fine. FEATURES: Shape — Mummy-style. Because apparently that's what you wanted. Zipper — It opens. It closes. Revolutionary. Use it as a sleeping bag or throw it wide open and call it a blanket. Multitasking at its most horizontal. Insulation — Rated to 35°F. Warm enough to survive the night. Cold enough to remind you we still make better products with arms. Stuff Sack — Rolls up. Goes in a bag. Classic. Just you and the ground. Living your best static life.