(BACK ORDER) Everyone Here Should Be Dead: An English Village Adult Coloring Book

BACK ORDER NOTE: The first printing is now sold out. We expect to receive the second printing of this item from the printer on June 27th, give or take a day. All pre-orders will ship within 1 business day after we receive them. Somewhere in rural England, the pub is doing a roaring trade, the cricket is underway, and somebody is about to have a very bad afternoon. The roses are in bloom. The village fête bunting is looking splendid. Nobody suspects a thing. Inspired by the filming locations of Midsomer Murders and the long, beloved tradition of the British cozy mystery, this detailed adult coloring book is a love letter to the idyllic villages, honey-stoned pubs, and rolling countryside that make rural England look so thoroughly, irresistibly inviting — and so statistically catastrophic to actually live in. Fifty scenes of picture-postcard tranquility await your pencils: thatched cottages, walled gardens, country lanes, and village greens where nothing untoward is happening whatsoever. Whether you're a devoted fan of the British murder mystery or simply drawn to the beauty of a landscape that couldn't look more peaceful if it tried, this is a book to settle into slowly — no detective required, no suspects to interview, nothing to worry about at all. Each illustration is printed on one side only, with a blank reverse, so pencils, pens, and markers can all be used freely without bleed-through spoiling the page beneath. (For particularly wet markers, slipping a spare sheet behind the page is still a sensible precaution.) Choose your colors, pour a proper cup of tea, and make yourself comfortable. Just perhaps not with your back to the door.