Not a Life T-shirt

You're not living your best life and you're okay with it. Your best life involves sweatpants, a dog who doesn't judge, and people who get it. This soft unisex tee is for dog people who stopped performing around age thirty and never looked back. It's a quiet middle finger to the wellness industrial complex. You're not here to optimize or inspire anyone. You're just here, with your dog, doing your thing. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.