Going Ape Shirt

Here at Dead Dodge Garage, I'm cooking up a blown 426 Hemi-powered wheelstander called The Flying Banana. It's a pretty faithful recreation of The Little Red Wagon... but it's yellow, so it's the Banana. Like every other project around here, it's not happening quickly - and it could be years until the Banana actually flies. But Rooster designed a shirt anyway, so if you'd like to support the cause - and my dream of doing wheelies in front of DDG World Headquarters - grab one of these sweet units. On the front, we've got the Flying Banana on two wheels, resplendent in a fresh coat of yellow and painted lettering (that will definitely happen in real life some day...) A decidedly non-copyright infringing monkey hangs from the front axle. On the back, we've got gigantic yellow Dead Dodge Garage lettering (in a suspiciously familiar looking font) to compliment the Banana's flavor. This double printed shirt costs a few bucks more than our standard offerings - but I'd say it's worth it. I'm not exaggerating in any way when I say the Bella shirts our designs are printed on are the most comfortable T-shirts anywhere. Sure, I love repping DDG on the street and on camera, but I actually stuffed my dresser full of them because they're just the nicest shirts to wear. Try it - you'll like it. Here's some propagandic shirt pablum: • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65