Happy Divorce None of Us Liked That Jackass Card

Congratulations on losing approximately 200 pounds of dead weight. This hilariously supportive divorce card from Paper Sluts features wonderfully weird vintage-inspired artwork with the message, “Happy Divorce — None of us liked that jackass.” Perfect for celebrating a friend who's officially free, starting over, or finally getting rid of the person everyone was secretly hoping they'd dump anyway. A2 folded greeting card: 4.25" x 5.5" Printed on 120# uncoated smooth white cardstock Blank inside Includes envelope Made by small business Paper Sluts Based in Springfield, Oregon Here's to new beginnings, better decisions, and never having to pretend we liked them again.