The Entrapped: Tentacle Dildo

You lot have made your position very clear lately: girth over length. Loudly. So here's The Entrapped: Tentacle Dildo. Part realistic, part fantasy, all coiled. The tentacle winds into a knot like texture with multiple rings designed to stretch on the way through, and it's heavily ribbed with bumps placed precisely where you'd want bumps placed. Inspired by the niche corners of the internet with a thing for transformation, plus an appreciation for cephalopods we've decided not to examine too closely. Is it the only tentacle toy in existence? No. Is it one of the more genuinely inspired ones? We think so. Third place in the Design A Dildo competition. Then a long, slightly guilty stint on the backburner (we got distracted, it happens).