Hat for Boaters

When you wear this hat everyone will say, ‘Hm. Something’s different about you- did you recently buy a boat?’ And you’ll be like, ‘No, but I did get this sick hat supporting my friends in this reggae band or like, I guess it’s reggae? But their last album was a little more alternative? I still mess with the music but they do catch some heat online about not being as reggae as they were in the beginning. Whatever, they sold me this hat so they can afford diesel for their RV.’ So if that sounds like a conversation that you want to have, this is the hat for you. SHIPS ON MAY 1ST