Oktoberfresh Giraffe T-Shirt

Oktoberfresh Giraffe T-Shirt 🦒🍺🌭 Legend says the giraffe has been standing in that beer tent since 1810, and nobody has the heart to tell him the festival ended. His neck is so long that by the time his beer reaches his brain it's already Tuesday, and his orangutan roommate has been guarding a single bratwurst with the intensity of a museum security guard. Both are wearing sunglasses indoors because they've seen things: things like a man doing the chicken dance for 45 straight minutes, and a pretzel the size of a steering wheel. Put this shirt on and you become legally recognized as the designated stein-hoister of any room you enter (the legal part is unconfirmed). Prost, and please keep your hat feathers out of the buffet. 🥨🍻