Cleaning Because Murder Is Wrong Graphic Unisex Hoodie

Some people count to ten. You clean the entire damn kitchen. This funny cleaning hoodie features a vintage-style cleaning lady and the phrase “Cleaning Because Murder Is Wrong” in navy blue. A little retro charm, a little dark humor, and something cozy to wear while aggressively wiping the counters. Perfect for rage cleaners, sarcastic homebodies, and anyone whose spotless kitchen comes with a backstory. THE DETAILS • Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend pullover hoodie • Soft cotton-polyester fleece with a brushed interior • Classic unisex fit • Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings • Roomy front pouch pocket • Ribbed cuffs and waistband • Available in Carolina Blue, Red, Sand, Sport Grey, and White Wear it for cleaning marathons, coffee runs, or supervising the chores you’ve already asked someone else to do three times. FIT Check the size chart before ordering. For a roomier look, compare the measurements with a favorite oversized hoodie. A funny gift for your cleaning-obsessed bestie, your wonderfully sarcastic sister, or yourself. You’ve dealt with enough crumbs. Some listing images feature AI-generated models.