Forget those skinny little mint cookies. This one came to the party thick, loaded, and completely unsupervised. We start with a soft, rich mint-flavored dough and absolutely pack it with crushed Oreos, creamy white chocolate chips, and mini semi-sweet chocolate chips. Every bite hits you with cool mint, crunchy cookies-and-cream goodness, and enough chocolate to make brushing your teeth afterward feel completely optional. The crushed Oreos bring the crunch. The white chocolate chips melt into sweet, creamy little pockets. And those mini semi-sweet chips make sure there’s chocolate hiding in every inch of this minty masterpiece. It’s cool. It’s chocolatey. It’s thick in all the right places—and it has absolutely no interest in being mistaken for a breath mint.