'Coffee is for Closers' Creepy Cat Tee

Where can I even begin to begin with describing this t-shirt? Let's start with the ABCs: ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. 'Coffee is for Closers' is the ultra-high-pressure-pee-cloth-sales-person-motivational-speaker that I morph into each year at PCT Days ... it's the way that I amp up my volunteers to work our booth so that they can become the vessels of high pressure pee cloth sales that they were meant to be. Or, it's just an ironic twist. Hmmm. It's probably that. Because there IS NO SUCH THING as high pressure pee cloth sales. Sorry -- but the idea of it is hilarious, which is why we made this shirt. People loved it so much that they wanted to get it for themselves, and so here it is - in all of it's glory. I hope you do your BIGGEST BUSINESS DEALS wearing this shirt. Tell them the pee cloth company sent you. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! • Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Contains 0% recycled polyester • Contains 0% dangerous substances Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Kula Cloth and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 120 Granite Falls WA 98252 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165