Dept. Of Groin Stomping 50/50 Blend T-Shirt
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description: Officially authorized by absolutely no government agency… but highly respected by practitioners of Ameri-Do-Te everywhere. Featuring the Department of Groin Stomping seal, this shirt looks like something pulled from a top-secret self-defense agency dedicated to protecting freedom one stomp at a time. The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions. Printed on the trusted Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right. Built with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out. Product Features Premium Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness and durability Moisture-wicking fabric helps keep you cool and comfortable Classic unisex fit that’s comfortable without feeling oversized Seamless collar for a cleaner look and improved comfort Taped neck and shoulders for added durability Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem to withstand repeated wear High-quality DTF print with crisp vintage detail Perfect For Martial artists Master Ken fans Everyday training Range days Barbecues Patriotically questionable government work Anyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not bleach Do not iron directly over the printed design Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. The correct answer is “it’s classified…but Always Restomp the Groin.”
brand: Master Ken's Store
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  value: Beige, Ninja Black
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