I Think Its Time FU-COFFEE - Slate Coaster
"I Think Its Time FU-COFFEE" Laser-Engraved Slate Coaster Serve up your morning brew with a healthy side of attitude. This dark grey slate coaster features a high-precision laser engraving of a visibly disgruntled chicken clutching a steaming mug, framed by the bold text "I THINK ITS TIME FU-COFFEE". Crafted from natural slate, each piece is hand-sanded to achieve a smooth finish while preserving the organic texture and subtle tonal variations inherent to real stone. The clean, straight-edge square cut delivers a sleek contemporary aesthetic, suited to both minimalist modern desks and rustic kitchen setups. Key Features & Specifications: Material: 100% Natural Slate Dimensions: 10 cm x 10 cm Finish: Hand-sanded smooth face with contemporary straight-cut edges Engraving: Precision laser-etched detail for permanent, crisp contrast Surface Protection: 4 soft padded feet attached to the underside to prevent scratches and slippage on wooden, glass, or stone surfaces Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth Ideal for desk displays, office spaces, or any coffee station where words simply aren't necessary before the first cup. Important Note on Natural Slate Please embrace the unique characteristics of this natural material! As a product of nature, your slate may contain traces of "Fool's Gold" (natural pyrite). This is a naturally occurring mineral formation within the stone and is not considered a defect. While we cannot guarantee its presence or absence, we ensure that every piece is crafted with care to be a beautiful, one-of-a-kind item.
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