Found it then. Sharon's booked her flights, by the way 😂 If you've come from my post you know the story. Moved here three years ago on my own, picked the island almost by accident, and everyone told me I'd be bored in a fortnight. Three years later I'm the one defending it at parties, and my phone was full of notes I kept retyping into these groups every week, so I turned the lot into this book. Here's the truth about Fuerteventura. The barren reputation isn't wrong, it's just doing you a favour. It filters out everyone who needs their islands green and crowded, and leaves miles of Sahara-looking dunes, lagoons that look rendered, and the kind of empty beaches that don't exist anywhere else in Europe at this price. This book is how you actually use all that space properly. If you're visiting, this pays for itself before your first ferry. The Lobos permit walkthrough, free, capped at 400 a day, and the exact thing people get turned away at the harbour for not knowing. The beaches organised by wind direction, which is genuinely the only way to plan a day here and the thing no ordinary guide does. Where the calm lagoons are when it's blowing, where to watch the world's best kitesurfers when it really is, why you photograph Cofete and never swim it, and the popcorn you absolutely leave on the beach. Plus the goat's cheese that wins world awards and the six-hundred-year-old village where you eat it. If you're the 3am one, wondering if you could actually live somewhere like this, this is the honest version. One of the cheapest corners of the Canaries to genuinely live in, the real monthly numbers, north versus south and who each suits, the Spanish paperwork with your expectations set properly, calima days, and the honest word on housing pressure across the islands, so you arrive intending to belong, not just to use the place. And the spot is in here. The white-sand stretch I found on a Tuesday with nobody on it, in the middle of peak season, when I genuinely checked behind me like I'd broken in somewhere. Exact directions, and the wind direction that makes it perfect. I'm still not putting them anywhere public. ⚡ Instant download. On your phone in about 30 seconds, no postman, no waiting. 📱 Reads on anything. Phone, tablet, Kindle, laptop, perfect for the flight out. 🔄 Yours forever. Download it again whenever, updates included. One book. Costs less than the beach umbrella the wind's going to eat anyway. Saves you three years of finding it all out the slow way. [Get Fuerteventura By Heart – Instant Download] See you at the lagoons. Check the wind first, love ❤️