Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? How do you organize a party in space? You planet