Gag Gifts Ornament - Sarcasm Made Us Friends

Nobody becomes real friends at work over the actual work. This glossy ceramic heart tells the truth about it: "A Job Made Us Coworkers But Our Sarcasm & Inappropriate Conversations Made Us Friends." Hand pressed in the USA with the graphic fused under a glossy glaze, so the joke survives longer than either of you will stay at that company. Secret santa, office parties, the work wife, the person you text during meetings: this is the one. Why You'll Love It The joke lands before they finish reading it Says the quiet part out loud without going over the line for an office party Glossy ceramic, hand pressed - a keepsake, not a novelty that cracks Fused graphic under the glaze, so the print will not wear off 2.875" heart, easy to spot and easy to read on a busy tree Still funny after they both change jobs Designed and hand pressed in the USA Perfect Gift For Secret santa and office gift exchanges, the work wife, the work husband, desk neighbours, the group chat, a coworker leaving for another company, white elephant, stocking stuffers, and the one person who makes the job tolerable. Most funny gifts for coworkers get thrown out by January - this one goes in the box with the Christmas ornaments instead. Product Details Material: Glossy Ceramic Size: 2.875" Heart Shaped Ornament Attributes: Permanently Fused Graphic, Smooth Glossy Glaze Origin: Designed and Hand Pressed in the USA Care: Wipe with a soft dry cloth; store wrapped in tissue between seasons Item: H-2168 Frequently Asked Questions Q: What is a good funny secret santa gift under twenty dollars? A: The winning secret santa gift is specific enough to be funny and small enough not to embarrass anyone. An ornament with an office-friendship joke on it clears both bars. Q: Is this appropriate for a work gift exchange? A: It says "inappropriate conversations" rather than being one, which is the line most offices are comfortable with. The joke is about the friendship, not about anything that would land in HR. Q: What do you get a coworker you are actually friends with? A: Skip the generic desk item and give something that acknowledges the friendship specifically. A keepsake ornament reads as a real gift rather than an obligation purchase. Q: How big is the ornament? A: It measures 2.875" across, which is large enough for the whole line to read clearly from a few feet away on a tree. Q: Is it a good going-away gift for a coworker leaving? A: It works particularly well as a leaving gift, because the joke is about what survives the job. They keep hanging it long after the shared employer is gone. Q: What is it made of? A: Glossy ceramic, hand pressed, with the graphic permanently fused beneath the glaze. Ceramic rather than glass, so it survives an office party and the trip home.