Things I Do In My Spare Time Ski T-Shirt | Funny Skier Tee

THINGS I DO IN MY SPARE TIME runs across the top in big distressed letters, then six line-art panels: ski, check the snow report (17 times a day), walk like a robot in ski boots, tune my skis in the garage, stare at them all summer and pray for snow. Printed in white, so it reads from across the lift line. Skiing is a full-time hobby with a short season. The other eight months are spent refreshing the forecast, waxing skis that do not need it and pacing the garage until the first storm. This shirt covers the whole year, including the robot walk from the parking lot to the lift. Buying it for a skier? It is made for the one who checks the snow report before the weather report, owns more ski gear than winter coats and starts the countdown the day the season ends. Who it's for Skiers who check the snow report before breakfast Ski trips, lodge evenings and après-ski Ski patrol, instructors and weekend warriors Birthday and Christmas gifts for skiers Fabric & fit Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) midweight fabric Solid colors are 100% cotton; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester Classic unisex fit, no side seams, taped shoulders, ribbed crew neck, tear-away label Printed on the front, direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order The blank is OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified Unisex sizes S–5XL; for a looser fit, size up Size chart Size Chest width Length S 18 in / 46 cm 28 in / 71 cm M 20 in / 51 cm 29 in / 74 cm L 22 in / 56 cm 30 in / 76 cm XL 24 in / 61 cm 31 in / 79 cm 2XL 26 in / 66 cm 32 in / 81 cm 3XL 28 in / 71 cm 33 in / 84 cm 4XL 30 in / 76 cm 34 in / 86 cm 5XL 32 in / 81 cm 35 in / 89 cm Measured flat across the chest, 1 in below the armholes, and from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Tolerance about 1.5 in. Care Machine wash cold, inside out (max 30°C / 86°F) · non-chlorine bleach only · tumble dry low or hang dry · iron on low heat, not over the print · do not dry clean. Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. See more funny t-shirts for men. Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: Gildan 5000. For adults. 2 year warranty in the EU. Made in Nicaragua.