WARNING CAP

Day 22. Your skin's a war zone, your patience is gone, and you're three sighs away from quitting your job. Put the cap on. Let it talk for you. "Luteal AF" stitched across the front in heavy embroidery — blood red on washed-out cotton twill. A quiet flex for the women who track their cycles and know exactly what the second half feels like. No explanation required. Built honest: 100% cotton twill with a washed-out vintage finish 6-panel unstructured, low profile (sits how it should) 6 sewn eyelets for real airflow Black sweatband Antique brass metal snap buckle Blank cap sourced from China, embroidered to order Made the moment you place the order. That adds a few days to shipping — and it keeps us from cranking out thousands of caps nobody asked for. Thanks for buying the way we wish everyone did.