Spoon Cuff Bracelet - FUCKITY FUCK FUCK - #5945
This spoon cuff bracelet may look sweet, polished, and perfectly well‑behaved at first glance — all shiny curves and vintage silverware charm — but don’t let that innocent face fool you. The moment you spot the hand‑stamped message, it hits you with a glorious one‑two punch of profanity that absolutely does not match its Sunday‑best exterior. It’s the bracelet version of someone who says “oh bless your heart” and then mutters something spicy under their breath the second you walk away. Crafted from authentic vintage silverware, each cuff is cut, shaped, stamped, bent, and finished by hand. The result is a piece that’s visually delicate, quietly elegant, and then… delightfully unhinged once you read it. Pretty as punch. Polite until it isn’t. A perfect little contradiction in metal form. Handmade. Upcycled. Sweet with a side of “did she really just say that?” Manufacturer: Oneida Pattern Name: Ballad/Country Lane Pattern Date: 1955-2000 Size: Shown on a 6"wrist - can be bent forward and back as needed for a better fit. Sizing. For all our designs we choose wonderful authentic vintage/antique silverware. Once chosen, the pieces are modified and beautified by HAND; they are cut, drilled, filed and polished, etc. We do not cast/mold any of our designs, they are all handmade, one-of-a-kind creations. All of our creations are handmade - as such no two items are exactly alike. Condition: Please note, this is an antique item that was once used as a utensil. As a result, there may be some wear to the silver-plate, fine scratches or marks from use. But some wear gives the piece patina and personality. We do our best to disclose any condition issues of note.
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