Selfish Birthday Card for Best Friend

“Oh look, another day all about you.” This sarcastic selfish birthday card is perfect for the wonderfully self-centered friend who somehow turns every occasion into their own personal holiday. The crossed-out “selfish asshole” punchline adds just the right amount of inappropriate humor before finishing with a slightly more socially acceptable “Happy Birthday.”It's the easy pick as a birthday card for best friend when a sweet, sentimental option just won't land — also great for siblings, spouses, and coworkers who appreciate blunt humor and playful insults.Product Details• Funny adult birthday greeting card • Black typography design with sarcastic wording • Printed on quality cardstock • Blank inside for your personal messageSize & Format• Measures approximately 5" × 7" • Coordinating envelope includedPackaging & Shipping• Front design printed in permanent, high-quality color • Printed and packaged to orderPerfect For• Best friend birthdays • Brother or sister birthdays • Husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend birthdays • Coworker birthdays • Milestone birthdays and just-because teasingComplete Your CollectionBrowse more sarcastic birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for every self-centered friend in your life.FAQIs this birthday card for best friend blank inside? Yes, it's blank inside so you can add your own message. Does this card contain adult language? Yes, this card contains adult language, as shown in the product photos. What size is the card? Approximately 5" × 7", with a coordinating envelope included.© Designs by Linda Nee LLC