Don't Tread On Me: Unisex Shorts

Blend In. Stack Sats. Stand Out.The Bitcoin Camo Unisex Shorts bring tactical aesthetics to the sound money movement. An all-over Bitcoin Camo print on a four-way stretch athletic short that's built for runs, swims, gym sessions, or just living your most sovereign life. Lightweight, fast-drying, and equipped with pockets — because a pleb is always prepared. All-over Bitcoin Camo print Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric Breathable and fast-drying — doubles as a swim short UPF 50+ sun protection Elastic waistband with flat white drawstring Mesh side pockets 2.56″ (6.5 cm) inseam 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex | Fabric weight: 5.13 oz./yd.² (174 g/m²) Unisex fit — XS through 3XL Fix the money. Wear the camo. Move freely.Size guide WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) XS 29 ⅞ 37 S 31 ½ 38 ⅝ M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ L 36 ¼ 43 ¼ XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾