SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTES — Official Credentialed Cap

Issued by the Wikimedia Foundation Office of Revert Management, this embroidered cap recognizes 14+ years of distinguished service in Talk Page conflict mediation, comma-placement adjudication, and the sustained psychological warfare required to maintain a disputed stub about a 13th-century Flemish bishop. Nobody voted on this role. Nobody approved this hat. The knowledge is free. The grudges are forever.NPOV COMPLIANCE: DISPUTED. We do not take sides. We simply revert yours. Title: Senior Editor, Talk Page Disputes (self-designated, uncontested after three arbitration closures) Revert Count: 4,719 (pending review; 214 currently tagged 'possibly retaliatory') Tenure: Est. 2009 — active status maintained through IP sock investigations and monthly talk page archives nobody has read Neutrality Status: DISPUTED (see Talk:Talk Page, archived thread 'RE: RE: RE: RE: Is this editor a POV warrior? [not a personal attack]') Issued by: Wikimedia Foundation Office of Revert Management — 'The encyclopedia anyone can edit, administered by people who will not let you' Disclaimer: This credential does not imply authority. It implies something worse.