I Wanna Be Where The People Aren’t - Unisex Tee

I love people… from far away. 😅🧜‍♀️ Our “I wanna be where the people aren’t” unisex tee features a cute, original mermaid graphic and a painfully relatable introvert message. Perfect for anyone whose social battery dies fast and whose idea of a good time is quiet, snacks, and not being perceived. Wear it to errands, casual hangs, beach days, or anytime you want your shirt to politely request personal space. Collection: Surviving with Sarcasm Sizes: S–5XL • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem