Sir Knows Crotchless Long Johns for Gay Men

9am, they're under your work trousers. 11pm, they're the only thing you haven't taken off.Long johns, full length to the ankle. They're crotchless — the opening doesn't fasten and doesn't need moving, and it stays open for as long as you leave them on.Tell exactly one guy. Not the office, not the group chat — him.You get there, your jeans hit the floor, and that's the whole undressing. His hands are in the split before the denim's off your ankles.Sir knows. He's known since breakfast.Size Chart (cm / in) Size Waist Hips Thigh Inseam Side length M 66–72 cm / 26.0–28.3″ 36 cm / 14.2″ 19 cm / 7.5″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 76 cm / 29.9″ L 72–78 cm / 28.3–30.7″ 40 cm / 15.7″ 20 cm / 7.9″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 78 cm / 30.7″ XL 78–84 cm / 30.7–33.1″ 44 cm / 17.3″ 21 cm / 8.3″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 80 cm / 31.5″ 2XL 84–90 cm / 33.1–35.4″ 48 cm / 18.9″ 22 cm / 8.7″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 82 cm / 32.3″ 3XL 90–96 cm / 35.4–37.8″ 52 cm / 20.5″ 23 cm / 9.1″ 56 cm / 22.0″ 84 cm / 33.1″ Waist is the body measurement each size is made for. Hips and thigh are measured across the garment lying flat, as is the waistband itself: M 33 cm / 13.0″, L 35 cm / 13.8″, XL 37 cm / 14.6″, 2XL 39 cm / 15.4″, 3XL 41 cm / 16.1″.Material: Polyamide, ElastaneIn the box: 1 × pants