Chirpy Fucker Mug

The wren is one of Britain's smallest birds.It is also, gram for gram, one of the loudest. A wren can produce a song roughly ten times louder than a crowing rooster, relative to its body weight, which is a genuinely impressive statistic and also explains everything about your garden at dawn.This is a creature with no sense of proportion whatsoever.Tiny body. Enormous opinion. Absolutely no intention of keeping it to himself.Chirpy fucker.That's not an insult. That's just an accurate field guide entry, if field guides were honest.Drink your tea. Try to match his energy. You won't manage it.